apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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