it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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