did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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