Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
