you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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