I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
