That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I am available for nakedness
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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