I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He better not be in your backpack
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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