I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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