i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
3pm strippers are depressing
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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