who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
