apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
