i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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