And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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