So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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