I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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