Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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