wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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