I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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