I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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