Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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