just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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