Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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