Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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