my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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