I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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