Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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