You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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