I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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