It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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