Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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