Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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