I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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