Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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