I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
third nipple confirmed
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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