Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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