I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
