I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
