I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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