Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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