He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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