It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The air was thick with penises
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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