Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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