What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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