are you still at the devil's house?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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