My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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