Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize
