I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'm both gender and math confused
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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