You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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