i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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