yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My vagina is officially offended.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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