Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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