I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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