So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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